My Very Exotic Mistress Just Showed Up Nude

So with poor little Pluto's demotion to dwarf planet-

Hmm.. shouldn't that be vertically challenged...

we need new mnemonics, hence the above subject. The above came from the Houston Chronicle, which I got via Off the Kuff, a Texas blog I started following during the redistricting fight a few years ago.

A couple more ideas

My Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us Nachos.

Make Very Extraordinary Meals of Jell-O, Strawberries and Unsalted Nuts.

Mary's Violet Eyes Make Jack Stare Until Noticed.


Here's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me's options (scroll to the bottom of the page.

Anyone got another they'd like to suggest?

Probably a little closer than I'd like it to be....

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