Well... I suppose it's the right time of year for ooze...

Matthew's left eye started tearing up Saturday night. On Sunday it began tearing heavily and acquiring a pus-like excretion. Every time he rubbed it he would start wailing. By evening it had almost swollen shut.

Can you say, "Pink Eye," kids?

I knew you could.

Looks like no Trick-or-Treating for the Mattman.