jeffxandra | Blurg

The only thing worse than feeling sick is feeling sick and guilty about it.

You'd rather go out regardless and end up vomiting all over the person you went to see? 'Twould be rude, but DAMN funny.

Do not feel guilty.

I told you back during the creation that you'd regret inventing illness,
but did you listen to me?

No.
[sigh]

here, here... and sorry, one more time, that I are a mub.

mcmahan's situation was more dire. We're glad you expended the limited quantity of energy you had there instead of down here.

and once again, you prove how awesome you are...